{"id":1391,"date":"2025-01-03T23:19:59","date_gmt":"2025-01-04T04:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/?p=1391"},"modified":"2025-01-03T23:44:14","modified_gmt":"2025-01-04T04:44:14","slug":"2024-arouse-phonies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/2025\/01\/03\/2024-arouse-phonies\/","title":{"rendered":"AROUSE Phonies 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>AROUSE saw a lot of change this last year. We&#8217;re recording from a whole new studio, we&#8217;ve got a spiffy new website, and, of course, we&#8217;ve got a brand-new executive board &#8212; and a whole new crop of members! We&#8217;re happy to have you with us. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In years past, we&#8217;ve typically done an end-of-year list showcasing our top picks. This year, however, we&#8217;re shaking things up a little with the AROUSE Phonies: AROUSE&#8217;s own end-of-year awards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We had a great time putting these together, and we here at the Magazine Board hope you enjoy the experience of the AROUSE Phonies as much as we did. Without further ado: the awards!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\"><strong>Nominees<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Breakthrough Artist<\/strong>: Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, Charli XCX<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Freak Of The Year<\/strong>: NLE Choppa, Dave Grohl, Kevin Gates<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Best Country<\/strong>: Orville Peck, Kacey Musgraves, Mexico<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Fell Off<\/strong>: Vultures II, 143, Radical Optimism<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Best Bar: <\/strong>&#8220;I&#8217;ll air this bitch out like a queef,&#8221; &#8220;You think you the sh*t\/You not even the fart&#8221;, Uno<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Most Aura<\/strong>: Carti, Nick Cheo, Timothee Chalamet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Best Collab: <\/strong>Black &amp; Tan, Girl So Confusing, Sticky<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Who Gaf<\/strong>: Morgan Wallen, Eminem, Lil Uzi Vert<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>White Boy Of The Year<\/strong>: Hozier, 2hollis, mk.gee<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Alpha Rho Omega Pick<\/strong>: Not Like Us, Fein, Carnival<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Best Performance<\/strong>: Childish Gambino, JPEGMAFIA, Weezer<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For <strong>Album Of The Year<\/strong>: The New Sound, Chromakopia, Hit Me Hard And Soft<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And the winners are, as decided by the polls&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\"><strong>Awards<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Breakthrough Artist<\/strong> &#8211; Chappell Roan<br>blurb by <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/author\/raven-kline\/\">Raven Kline<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Artist Chappell Roan set the bar quite high for pop stars after the <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/2024\/10\/04\/chappell-roan-the-trials-of-a-midwest-princess\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"841\">runaway success<\/a> of her debut album in 2023. In 2024, however, she kicked it into full gear with her Billboard Hot 100 hit \u201cGood Luck, Babe\u201d. Unless you\u2019ve been living under a rock, you\u2019ve seen her drag-inspired costuming in performances at Lollapalooza, the Governor&#8217;s Ball, and on Saturday Night Live. Her \u201cgirly-pop\u201d sparkle has captured the hearts of the nation, and a place on this year\u2019s list as our top Breakthrough Artist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Freak Of The Year<\/strong> &#8211; Dave Grohl<br>blurb by Trishna Chettiar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noted Nirvana alum and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl revealed in September 2024 that he fathered a child outside his marriage to Jordyn Blum, tarnishing his hitherto &#8220;nice guy&#8221; image. He had maintained a reputation as a devoted family man, with ventures as wholesome as a line of supposedly &#8220;killer&#8221; whole-grain bread. While he has so far expressed a commitment to regaining his family\u2019s trust, the revelation has left his 21-year marriage hanging by a thread. We here at AROUSE think that qualifies him as Freak Of The Year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Best Country<\/strong> &#8211; Kacey Musgraves<br>blurb by <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/author\/agora-wank\/\">Agora Wank<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While Kacey Musgraves finds herself no stranger to the country-pop genre, the unmissable woodsy nature-fest <em>Deeper Well<\/em> proved itself unmissable with its number-two debut on the Billboard 200. From the dance beat of \u2018Cardinal\u2019 to the descending calm chorus of the title track, it gives the yeehaw girlies everything they needed this year. Kacey strays from the average top 40 country singers by avoiding the cliches of the red solo party scene, with the focus of the album resting on losing loved ones and bettering herself. The pleading line in the tenth track\u2019s chorus \u201cdo we have any say in this mess? \/ is it too late to make some more space? \/ can i speak to the architect?\u201d talks about how life doesn\u2019t always happen as planned. No matter how prepared one can be, it can all change in an instant. This heartfelt album, paired with a show stopping tour chock-full of gorgeous sets, incredible lighting and her canine guest star, has cemented Kacey as our pick for Best Country. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Fell Off<\/strong> &#8211; Vultures II <br>by Kanye West (a.k.a Ye)<br>blurb by <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/author\/jackson-reider\/\">Jackson Reider<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Vultures II<\/em>, somehow, manages to disappoint. The album feels like little more than a collection of scattered ideas surrounding money, women, and his recent run-ins with cancel culture. Instead of returning to the heartfelt narratives of <em>The College Dropout<\/em> or <em>The Life of Pablo<\/em>, West uses the album to strike out in anger and hatred at those who hurt him. The absence of the passion for his craft that once suffused West&#8217;s work makes the tracks difficult to listen to. Ultimately, <em>Vultures II<\/em> was a tragic release for many. As someone who grew up listening to Kanye, I really hope his next release brings him back to at least some of his former self &#8212; from before he fell off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Best Bar<\/strong> &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;ll Air This Bitch Out Like A Queef,&#8221; <br>from &#8220;Balloon&#8221; off Tyler, The Creator&#8217;s <em>Chromakopia<\/em><br>blurb by Raven Kline<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rap artist Jaylah Ji&#8217;mya Hickmon, known professionally as Doechii, has risen in popularity since the viral success of her song \u201cYucky Bucky Fruitcake\u201d in 2021. Doechii, known for her distinct hooks and intense delivery, wastes no time distinguishing her feature in Tyler, The Creator\u2019s song \u201cBalloon\u201d with her usual creative wordplay. This incredible verse has firmly earned a spot on this year\u2019s Phonies list.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Most Aura<\/strong> &#8211; Timothee Chalamet<br>blurb by <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/author\/luca-hartman\/\">Luca Hartman<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fresh from big-screen success, with his image bolstered by the recent releases of <em>Wonka<\/em>, <em>Dune: Part Two<\/em>, and <em>A Complete Unknown<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/2024\/04\/22\/club-chalamet-is-ma\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"440\">Timothee Chalamet<\/a> has had a banner year. This October, Youtuber Anthony Po famously hosted a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest in NYC, drawing in a large crowd with hundreds of New York&#8217;s lankiest dressed in their best chocolate factory attire. Although the festivities were broken up by the NYPD, it was not before Chalamet himself made a brief surprise appearance. The competition cost Po a $500 fine, but Chalamet took care of the bill. This, alongside his cinematic success, earns him the Most Aura award.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Best Collab<\/strong> &#8211; &#8220;Girl So Confusing,&#8221;<br> by Charli XCX and Lorde<br>blurb by Agora Wank<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Girl So Confusing&#8221; gives us, essentially, a dream collab between two incredible popstars. When Charli first dropped the track, she hinted at it being about a specific celeb before exposing in high fidelity her side of the silent yet legendary feud between her and Lorde. Lorde delivers in this club classic hit. The huge genre shift from her from her typical sad girl melancholic pop fazes her little: in her lyrics, she gives her all. The song inspires us to air out grievances that have gone unshared and hopefully learn to ride for each-other like these two insatiable pop divas. It\u2019s personal, deep, and relatable, yet manages to keep audiences strutting &#8212; which earns it our Best Collab award by a wide margin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Who Gaf<\/strong> &#8211; Morgan Wallen<br>blurb by <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/author\/brady-virtue\/\">Brady Virtue<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Who gaf about Morgan Wallen? Well, the award&#8217;s rhetorical, but I\u2019ll answer. In 2021, Morgan Wallen said the N-word, and his album sales spiked immediately following the backlash. That\u2019s who gaf about Morgan Wallen. In 2024 he got drunk and chucked a chair from the roof of a 6 story building. Seemingly due to the much less deplorable nature of this act, his album sales did not spike. In 2021, Morgan Wallen was a drunk jerk that racist people cared about. In 2024, Morgan Wallen is a drunk jerk that no one cares about. Who gaf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>White Boy Of The Year<\/strong> &#8211; Hozier<br> blurb by Agora Wank<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Irish sensation Andrew John Hozier-Byrne braved the craziest storm of the summer to make it to <em>Cleveland<\/em>. I struggle to name an artist more dedicated to his fans. On top of his sold-out shows, 2024 granted him his first #1 hit with the track &#8220;Too Sweet.&#8221; The haunting vocals of the hit carry throughout every track on his latest album <em>Unreal Unearth<\/em>. It glows with the classic Hozier charm, but still manages to deliver a whole new sound compared to his previous projects. He continues to blend folk and pop in a soulful, poetic manner that keeps us all swooning with every lyric. He deftly meditates on his themes of religion and folklore without ever sinking to corny lines and cheap hits to the heart. Mr. Hozier is just too sweet for his own good, which is why we&#8217;ve decided to name him our White Boy of the Year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Alpha Rho Omega Pick<\/strong> &#8211; &#8220;Not Like Us,&#8221;<br>by Kendrick Lamar <br>blurb by <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/author\/owen-carty\/\">Owen Carty<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brat summer may have defined summer, but the legendary Kendrick Lamar vs Drake feud defined 2024. The beef saw two of the biggest rappers in the world exchanging diss tracks, with &#8220;Not Like Us&#8221; serving as the final contribution from Lamar. Here, Kendrick intensifies the allegations of pedophilia he previously leveled against Drake in his previous diss, &#8220;Meet the Grahams,&#8221; which was released just a few days earlier. Set against a West Coast style beat, Lamar&#8217;s electric rapping and bold lyrics paired with an infectious chorus and extremely danceable beat crystallized into an instant classic. &#8220;Not Like Us&#8221; will be remembered for years to come, and certainly deserves the Alpha Rho Omega Pick award &#8212; as no frat party is complete without a group of rowdy college students screaming \u201cTryna strike a chord and it&#8217;s probably A minorrr&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Best Performance<\/strong> &#8211; Childish Gambino<br>blurb by Luca Hartman<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Childish Gambino officially returned to concert venues around the world with his <em>Bando Stone and the New World<\/em> tour. The legendary live performer Gambino brought the special effects and energy to captivate an entire stadium, capturing audiences with the raw magnitude of his voice. The show closely depicted the narrative of his animalistic and creepy journey through the New World, featuring a suit that turned Gambino into a robotic creature bound to the stage by wires. The culmination of the sonic bliss and the trippy visual experience gave Gambino a clear victory for best performance of 2024.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Best Album<\/strong> &#8211; <em>Chromakopia<\/em><br>blurb by AROUSE Editors<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">True story: on a trip to Philadelphia earlier this year I saw a lime-green CHROMAKOPIA brick in the pavement somewhere around 11th. Tyler\u2019s undisguised hit lingers in your ears (and under your feet.) Okonma might shield his lips with an almost funerary mask, but <em>Chromakopia<\/em>\u2019s anxious lyricism <a href=\"http:\/\/arouseosu.com\/home\/index.php\/2024\/11\/04\/getting-lost-and-found-in-tyler-the-creators-chromakopia\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"1259\">spares nothing<\/a> in revealing its vision of a harassed and plainly terrified Tyler. He darts between the shadows on his breakout hit \u201cNoid,\u201d and in the album\u2019s titular \u201cSt. Chroma\u201d he whispers to us his hope that he will \u201cmake it out.\u201d Topped with frenetic guitar riffs, luminescent funk nods, and eclectic yet forceful sampling, <em>Chromakopia<\/em> explodes like a bloody fistful of cherry bombs. The record of fear and force, an unfortunate sign for our times and our pick for Album of the Year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AROUSE saw a lot of change this last year. 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